New album!!!
The Big American Winter Holiday Musical Spectacular: Fruitcake!!
by Julie & Diego
Our longest album yet! Tunes include:
- CANDY CANE LANE – the downsides of living on a popular Christmas destination street
- FRUITCAKE’S LAMENT – the first in a series of short ditties exploring the loneliness of fruitcake, this time in a bolero feel
- KIDNAP AN ELF – blues rock track raging about what to do if you find yourself on the Naughty List
- FRUITCAKE’S ACAPEL-LAMENT – an acapella version of the fruitcake theme
- FRUITPUNK’S LAMENT – what happens when fruitcake gets angry
- KRAMPUS KAROL – ’60s rock tune inviting Krampus to come scare your kids
- ODE TO FRUITCAKE – nothing laments fruitcake quite like beat poetry
- IT CAN’T BE CHRISTMAS (with you) – power ballad explaining how you’re so demanding during the holidays
- ARIA FROM FRUITCAKE’S LAMENT, OPUS 25 NO 4 – If Fruitcake was an opera…
- THE FRUITCAKE POLKA – energetic comparison between fruitcake and milkshakes
- BABY SHOWER IN BETHLEHEM – the busybody Innkeeper’s Wife arranges a little surprise for the visiting couple in her barn
- FRUITCAKE’S GROOVE – the full Fruitcake song expressed through a Big Band treatment
- All music, lyrics and vocal recordings by Julie Hinton and Diego Hellewell
- Tracks by Diego Hellewell
Find us on Spotify, iTunes, or any major streaming platform. YouTube link HERE!
The Big American Winter Holiday Musical Spectacular: Snowmanity!
by Julie & Diego
A few new tunes previously performed in our live shows. Great to fill all those festive needs you didn’t know you had!
- BE A SNOWMAN – we should all take pride in being who we are. Especially if you’re made of three pieces, and all of them are round
- HOLLY JOLLY ROGER – the definitive pirate Christmas song
- MERRY MONSTERS – what if the monsters from Halloween hung around until Christmas?
- LULLABY FOR CHRISTMAS – a touching lullaby from parent to child invoking nostalgia, childhood joy, and Amazon’s no-questions-asked return policy
- SWEATER WEATHER – a love song telling us how cold weather is better with you
- All music & lyrics by Julie Hinton and Diego Hellewell
- Tracks by Diego Hellewell
Available on Spotify, Pandora, iTunes, Amazon Music and more!
- HOLIDAY COLLATERAL – a light-hearted, high-energy song about the true cost of the holidays
- BATTERIES – an alternative tune about a Dad who forgot to buy batteries for his kids’ Christmas toys
- THE SECOND NOEL – a power ballad about what the holiday season is all about
- HAROLD THE ANGEL – a children’s song about Harold, the angel, who saves the first Christmas
- PEACE ON MARS – a folky tune for those intrepid explorers who will be spending Christmas on another planet
- TWAS THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – a spoken-word piece about a family gathering at the holidays
- HOT CHA-CHA-CHOCOLATE – a bouncy Latin beat about a young love brought together by a warm holiday favorite
- All music & lyrics by Julie Hinton & Diego Hellewell
- The Second Noel also by Neil Devor
- Tracks for The Second Noel and Hot Cha-Cha-Chocolate by Michael Turnblom
- Tracks for Holiday Collateral and Harold the Angel by DJ Stereothief
- Recording of Peace on Mars by Drew Morgan
- Track for Batteries by Diego Hellewell
- Track for ‘Twas the Fight Before Christmas by Julie Hinton
Available on Spotify, Pandora, iTunes, Amazon Music and more!